First day of training for my new job. Andddd cue nerves and knots in stomach
I’m sitting on the reclining chair watching tv when my cat jumps up and lays down in my lap. She proceeds to curl up into a little ball and fall asleep. I go to pet her and she starts biting me. She then looks at me with the “how dare you wake me up” look. Then she puts her head back down and falls back asleep.
Clearly I should have known that my lap is her bed.
That awkward moment when…
You are explaining a story to strangers about your day at work and you say the words “my partner and I” and they give you a “Oh, I didn’t know you were a lesbian” look…..
*sigh*
OMG YES!! Finally someone who understands
You know what sucks about falling for a guy you know you’re not right for? You fall anyway because ‘cause you think he might turn out to be different.
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| — | Another Cinderella Story |
Boys…Take Notes!
I gotta little picture painted in my mind
Of that special, not so perfect guy
My heart wants me to find
He ain’t too pretty, he ain’t to sweet
A little rough around the edges
Cute and country just like me
[Chorus:]
One of those t-shirt, blue jean wearin’
Mama lovin’, fishin’ pole carryin;
Swears a John Deere revvin’ up
Is music instead of noise
Dirt road, 4-wheel drivin’
Riverside saturday night and
Sunday mornin’ church goin’ kinda boys
He ain’t gotta have money or a brand new truck
But he better shake my daddy’s hand
When he comes to pick me up
Gotta be a little reckless, a whole lotta fun
And he’s gotta know my midnight curfew
Don’t mean 12:01
[Chorus:]
One of those t-shirt, blue jean wearin’
Mama lovin’, fishin’ pole carryin;
Swears a john deere revvin’ up
Is music instead of noise
Dirt road, 4-wheel drivin’
Riverside saturday night and
Sunday mornin’ church goin’ kinda boys
One of those cornfed, bonfires
Goin’ down a hill in a tractor tire
Cow tippin’, rope swingin’
Backwoods, front porch swingin’ boys
Yeah
One of those t-shirt, blue jean wearin’
Mama lovin’, fishin’ pole carryin’
Swears a John Deere revvin’ up
Is music instead of noise
Dirt road, 4-wheel drivin’
Riverside saturday night and
Sunday mornin’ church goin’ kinda boys
Sunday mornin’ church goin’ kinda boys
Sunday mornin’ church goin’ kinda boys
Yeah
I feel like I can’t do anything right. I got a job, but it’s not good enough. It doesn’t start soon enough for my dad. Half the summer will be over by the time I start fully. “Did you know this before you took it??” “You could have been working somewhere else for a month by now!” Well you know what! At least I have a job. Last summer I couldn’t get a job anywhere, not even dunkin donuts. So I jumped on the first job I was offered, sue me. How was I supposed to know I’d actually get calls back for interviews this year. “Sorry I already found a job, maybe next summer.” I worked my ass off this past semester. I worked every fucking day while going to 5 classed. Oh and did I mention I ended with a 3.91 gpa? Sorry I want to relax a bit before starting work again. Get off my back!
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